WTF Eww eww eww gross. Eww eww

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  1. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    Dont read if youre easily grossed out. I have to tell someone so you guys are the lucky ones!
    Ive been workingin hospitals for 25 years. This is the grossest ive ever been. We have a patient who someone tried to murder them. They were found in a ditch, naked with a massive open head wound. They werent found for 3-5 days. This is what the doctor said..there were thousands of maggots in the wound. Thousands!!! They are actually not too bad off, vision problems and balance. Of course this happened a while back. Im going to have nightmares today!
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's a good story
     
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    Totally gnarly.

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    Did the docs say if the maggots helped control any infection that might have started to set in? Or is that just Hollywood nonsense.
     
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    Who the fuck is THIS maggot?
     
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    I thought maggots are a good thing because they eat all the decaying flesh. :dontknow:
     
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    Did you know that they use maggots to clean otherwise incurable infections from wounds?
     
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    God hates maggots.
     
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    Yeah, we all saw Gladiator, dude.
     
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    Kind of overrated
     
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    Wrong again, Marcos Mayonesa!
     
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    Yeah but not thousands! They had massive infections and needed a lot of drugs and surgery to fix them.
     
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    Me??
     
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    I eat maggots for fun!
     
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    Nah, Richard Dawson, he has me blocked.
     
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    They were full of infections but lying in a ditch with a huge head wound would do it. I doubt thousands of maggots in your head can be good!
     
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    I didn't.......Read it in a medical journal.........
     
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    Did you straddle the patient, ala Robin Quivers?
     
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    You haven't seen Gladiator?

    Stop all that book reading bullshit and rent it.
     
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