Ex-Dolphin swims 9 miles

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  1. Nemo

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    I took a shower this morning!
     
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    Does robin still use her boat? This could be great motivation for her to drop a few pounds.


    And that is bad ass as hell.
     
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    What would Al Campanis think?
     
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    Robin's boat almost sunk at the dock, that's basically the same as nine miles. :jj:

     
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    mistakes: alone, auto-pilot, no vest. check.
    lucky: check.

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    All that shit is true, but let's be fair. Swimming 9 fuckin miles in the ocean!?!? You gotta be bad ass to pull that shit off! And who knows, maybe he beat the shit out of some sharks on the way. :dontknow:
     
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    badass: check. :lo5:
     
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    #myporpoise
     
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    I don't really follow the NFL so I was all like "what the fuck"! When I scroll down and saw his picture it made a bit more sense.
    And yes that is bad ass! Dolphin blood.
     
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    sounds fishy
     
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    The will to survive is amazing. Lucky for him he could see the shore or was a good guesser. Prob more like 4 miles but who am I to scrutinize
     
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    "Beetlejuice, when you're in the pool, how far do you swim?"

    "Oh, I swim about nine and half miles."
     
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    I read that he made to the Palm beach shore and knocked on some billionaires house just in his underwear. This could have been the wigs dream come true.
     
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    I was hoping that this was going to be Larry Csonka related.
    :nocheer:
     
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    I havent ;istened to the show in a couple years, but this post alone makes me want to youtube up some classic Beet. I just might. :up:
     
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    Check his finances. Insurance scam potential here.
     
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    I didn't.