Ex-Mayor drives through town at 90mph masturbating out window.

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  1. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

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    WTF goes on in peoples heads? Really? At what point do you dream up and then execute a plan to drive through town masturbating? Especially when you're the Ex-mayor and everyone knows you. Wow.

    [link]http://www.wjhl.com/Global/story.asp?S=21885502[/link]
     
  2. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I thought at first this was a joke? Like "The Onion"? If it is true, it almost smells like a frame-up; there are many logistical issues here that seem very questionable.....IMHO.....
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    that's freedom, i'll say.
     
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    I was having a bad day.

    I'll thank you to not make light of my current problems :coffee:
     
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    That story just screeeeams Anthony Weiner. :jj:
     
  6. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    fyl,n
     
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    BTW, the link......

    :fail:
     
  9. Bye You!

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    He was all over the news this morning but I was too busy laughing to hear why.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Link works fine.

    Much respect to any guy that has the tools to be able to hang them out the window. I might even be tempted.
     
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    Next time I'm called for jury duty, I hope it's a case like this.
     
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    I always wanted a dick big enough I could smack people around with it. A comical reprimand.
     
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    a cum back :c
     
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    Wonder if the town heard him coming a mile away ?
     
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    Weiner is thinking about running for Mayor of New York.
     
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    Dude's got the balls to seriously consider running for mayor. :facepalm:

    Mayor Cocksman! :nocheer:
     
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    :ninja: :pissed:
     
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    I'm just trying to wrap my head around driving 90mph, masturbating out the window, having a long sign-language conversation, all at the same time... The only person remotely capable of this level of multi-tasking might be Naz....


    But really, the story is extremely poorly written, hard to follow, and the stuff just doesn't seem likely or even possible. And if he was driving 90, then the woman he allegedly flashed was also going 90; too much weird gymnastics and stunt-driving....oh, and they said it's gone on several YEARS with DOZENS of victims, who all knew who he was but NOW it's going to trial?!?!?!???!?!?? I think they're trying to railroad this guy, though I don't know why. Small town fuckery. :grad:
     
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    Meth people problems.