Ex-Sixth-Grade Teacher Arrested for Relationship With Student GUESS THE RACE

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  1. chapped

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    A former elementary school teacher in Simi Valley pleaded not guilty Wednesday to charges related to an alleged sexual relationship with a student under age 14.
    The arrest of Malia Brooks, 32, was announced by the Simi Valley Police Department on Tuesday evening. She had been a sixth-grade teacher at Garden Grove Elementary School since 2004, police and school district officials said at a Wednesday morning news conference



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  2. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    How else are the kids going to learn ? :nag:
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Geez, you know how many teachers did this back in the day and got away with it! They never got in trouble in the 60's 70's 80' 90's. They never talked.
     
  4. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Woof! That's the kind of girl that marries Kimmel. :jj:
     
  5. HatemanLives

    HatemanLives New Member Banned User

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    I know someone who has beaten the "Guess the Race" joke on this forum to death. Said person is also a near-illiterate asshole. guess the race
     
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    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    Nailed it!
     
  7. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Guess the sex of the child or of the teacher would have been a lot better.
     
  8. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Guess she blew more then a candle

    owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


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    What's the race of the "victim?"
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Guys, is this game ever going to get old?
     
  11. chapped

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    :dontknow:
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    What the heck would they talk about? Does she bitch about work while the student watches Nickelodeon?
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    online porn....passed by one supreme justice
     
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    A show for crime time. Guess the race?
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    7th at Monmouth Park..


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    [TD="class: distanceDescription, colspan: 4"]1 1/16 Miles Turf | 3 Year Olds And Up | MAIDEN CLAIMING ( $25,000 - $20,000 ) | Open[/TD]
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    Winning Trainer: Sacco Gregory | Owner: Red Oak Stable (Brunetti)

    Scratched: I Captivate Myself and Sciacca

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  15. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    oh hateman....I started this silly game and to quote beetlejuice ....'I have also seen the Exorcist a 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it'.. so suck a dick if you don't like it :hat:

    feel free to add a though of your own or shut the fuck up