Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, May 23, 2014.
Please examine and rank Bleeding Gums' ultimate nightmare....women.
Would thrust my peen in green,
break the bed with red,
and smear my poo all over blue.
We good bro?
Would feed my ween to green
get some head from red
and beat with a shoe, Ms. Blue.
Blue is the reason they invented the wingman.
The one in green can create some steam.
The one in red I'd hump while she bled.
One Fish two Fish three fish blue.
Not one of em would give me the time of day so fuck em
Fuck em all to hell
Three whores are lined up; Three stupid bitches
Rape each in the ass with a hairbrush and leave them for dead in ditches
As I learned from my pal Shiv
If it's done right none of them will live
They may not give you the time of day.
But they'll be glad to drink your IPA.
I speak your name
Three little hosebags all in a row,
I'd bone them all, don't ya know!!!
So you are going with number three yes?
In honor of Memorial Day weekend...
I salute all 6 of them titties.
1, 2, 3
Four! I have him on ignore! Ah! Ah! Ah!
What a great movie.