Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Aug 1, 2011.
Please examine and rank this florid globule.
Cute, but too girl-next-door to be a sex bomb
A touch too Elvis-y. She scores a four.
piggy gets a 6.5
She looks like a fat girl. Well not at present, but I can see she's really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, she's gonna get married, she's gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then.........
Because of that a 6.
Fuck Yeah....gotta a rise
I'm banking on it.
Piggy gets a 7.4
7. As GHP said, too much of a girl next door. Could start quoting the bible as she's fucking...
Piggy gets a 7
flabby knees -- WTF? i think she is melting
Piggy gets a 9
3.2 I can't get past the disgusting left leg.
Stupid belly button ring. cute face. needs a couple hours a day on the stairmaster. 6.6
don't worry, she's not around....tell us what you really think
(she's always watching)