It's time to select this week's concubine. Is it? Monday's Seething Wedge of Humming Ubiquity? Or? Tuesday's Soiled, Rotting Spinster? Or? Wednesday's Striated Stuffbox? Or? Thursday's Humble Chinese Lollipop? Or? Friday's Pulsing, Gyrating Meatsocket? Please examine and select the finest of these hopeless harlot's, these scintillating slotwaffles and vote, and: Thank you for participating in this Landmark Dawg Saloon Event.