Examine and Rank Thursday. The Bimbo Machine/ NSFW Bonus

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Apr 3, 2014.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Please examine and rank this prescient knob gobbler.

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  2. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Since I am the first to rank
    I'll be happy to have sex with the skank

    7.9653356886433

    Our second friend looks like she's surrounded by stones
    That's a great setting to give her my bone

    8.8542356886553
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    I'd say the first girl is just ok.
    It's the second girl's tuna I'd like to filet.
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

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    I wou'int want a blowjob from E&R number one
    but number two I could bang all day under the sun
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    #1 has a used condom hanging from her ear
    but I'd cram both hos cuz I'm not queer

    #1 8.5
    #2 9.0
     
  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    1 no 2 yes
     
  7. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    2 x 10
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I'm only ranking the top one since I am at work :coffee:

    8.2 minus 1 point for the buck teeth.
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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  10. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    she looks like peter cottontail with a loose vag
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  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    That wispy hair down at her Y
    makes me look at my wife and cry
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    You work in an office alone. Is your boss outside your window on stilts? negged
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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