Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, May 29, 2014.
Please examine and rank this pumice impacted welt.
I'm a little drunk so I'll try to make it rhyme.
I'll fuck her cunt even though it's surrounded by green slime
I thought the algae was a nice touch.
This pretty blonde girl is quite the looker.
I would like to bang her during a game of snooker.
I'd love a chance to make her yelp
Spread eagle on top of a bed of kelp
Just like your sister she's probably a hooker.
I'd hit it, hit it, hit it
And be sad when it was time to quit it= 9.25
Shes in the inter-tidal zone with a crooked smirk,
And Ill hit her vital moan as I put in work.
better to have green slime than the red tide
I'll spread her legs open, far and wide
I would fuck her with great vigor and pace even though she is making that derp face.
I am working up a massive turd.
Nasty fucking faggot^^
Gums hates me so...
Don't know whether to run or hide, but something in that picture smells like low tide. I'd still take my chances and go for a ride. 7.8