Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Apr 5, 2012.
Please examine and rank this apocryphally juxtapositioned blastpacket.
my mind tells me to be careful but my penis says
maybe a noine. she's hot!
the body is a 9
She looks like she came from a trailer but I'd still let my dick impale her. 8.5
Dye job can slob my knob. 7.45
She looks as dumb as a stump , but with her I'd like to hump. 9
She could hook my trouser trout. 6.8
7.9 for this one
-.5 for the fake boobs
Holy hell!! Are you fuckers blind!? That busted up skank ain't worth a dime!
I'm not one to judge, but that bitch got the pudge!
Look at those legs! They're more sloppy than eggs!
She's got the face of a cat. Needs a burqa for a hat!
she is no Beth.
You know, babybear, guys our age can't be too picky.
Loni Anderson's retarded sister.
you are right about that.
Who am I to judge? I'd pack it in her fudge.
a little wine and she'd be a huge party. that vacant look says fun city. i like the simple things in life.
Someone must teach
Not so much bleach