Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Aug 2, 2012.
Please examine and rank this sobbing beachwad.
That's a party there. 8.8
I peed in the cup, she'll drink it up!
Don't like the fake boobs or the lady in the background
Wide hips. She'll be fat in middle age.
5 just barely
her face bugs me
a paper bag will cost her a point
would dive into those thighs and go down on the prize
would fuck then bury in sand like cat shit.
I'd try to get to her before that lawn chair sinks into the sand.
crappy boob job
she could still slurp on my knob
she'd suck out my cum and say yummy.
She has a horse face like Beth and bolt ons almost as bad as the mare does.
Legs look hairy. Kinda scary.
The top doesn't match the bottom. Her bikini doesn't match either.
If it's not 2 AM, I'd most likely pass. I'd go home alone before taking this ass.
Who am I kidding? She's ripe for the hitting!
RH been combing the beaches of Tel Aviv
She has black roots, she'll probably have a mustache soon.
I'd give her my man gland
then bury her in the sand
I'd compliment her complexion
Call her feminine pefection