Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Jan 8, 2013.
Please examine and rank this pulsating frond of savory stuffability.
6.5 - needs some ab definition work
I see areola. Alert!
Meat on the bones - 8.0
not sure if she's a Brit
who cares..would still hit
I'd sneak her into the loo
and baste her with goo
HAL claims to have fucked her.
This is the girl HAL says he boned...she gets an 8 would be 9 if she was more toned.
Here's an idea that's sure to tickle: fill her can with a pint of butter brickle.
If that doesn't seem to do the trick, insert a popcicle and pull out nothin' but stick.
Wait five minutes and start to lick.
Oh yeah, 8.3
Nice curves. All woman. 10
I don't mean to be so skittish
But I don't think she's really British
For there not to be a beef
I would have to see her teef
boobs aint real and the skin is pasty..
but I'd certainly dine on a vag so tasty.