Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Jul 15, 2014.
Please examine and rank this scintillating seed pod.
My oh my, she's smooth and chunky
guess that makes me a pork chop junkie.
Will there be enough lasagna for her and me
This lass is fat and not with a "p"
I'll bet she smells like sweet, smoked bacon.
She fucked 4 black dudes when her virginity as taken.
What's the matter AOS-
you wouldn't jump on that pudgy mess?
Damn Dumbo, mix in a salad and some CrossFit.
Does she even lift?
Her thighs rub together when she walks causing a blister
But regardless of that.....
Not only would I tap that mess.
I'd eat her ass, I must confess.
Looks like she lifts herself out of bed everyday. Well, that and probably a hefty fork full of food.
Less time around bubbling pots
More kipping and squats
I think we've found the female @AnimalGod
Feed her through the woodchipper and lambeau field she could sod
She's not that bad.
AG is vile with bad skin and zero self respect with a odor that even the internet can't stop.
Dark Friday is clearly horny as hell
it'd take a big hole but this bitch should be thrown down a well
She's the kind of girl I'd like to take bowlin'
They won't have her shoe size, her feet are swollen.
Where oh where is @HAL , our savior, our muse?
I'd like to shove dynamite in this chick's snatch and spark up the fuse
Another day in the Homo Room.
As much as I'd like to wash the stank off that pig
Where are you gonna find a well that big?
Fatties need love to ya jerk!