Examine and Rank Tuesday NSFW

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, May 14, 2013.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Please examine and rank this flowering wedge of toaster strudel, this laughing pastry, this glistening bulb. NSFW

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  2. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That little beauty looks like a mermaid
    I hope she will let me help her to get laid

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  3. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    finally! :yes:
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    8.8
     
  5. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    11. I like tits.
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Hate the five-head, love the tits
    I'd save those beauties
    but chop the rest into bits.

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  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    I'd hit it
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Lol Chrizer?
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    too old for him
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    When did you become The Shiv?
     
  12. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    It's good to know that in a crisis
    You can grab on to her flotation devices

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  13. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    The Negrist. :yay:
     
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I'd lay her down gently right there on the beach
    then suck on them tittays like a dirty lil leech
     
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  15. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    Pool side, for my pole ride.

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  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Those tits are amazing!
    I'd spend all day gazing.
    The cankles might be a bit too much.
    But wouldn't stop me from having a touch.
    Away from that face! A trail I'd be blazing.
    But not before giving an old fashioned glazing.
     
  17. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

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    That body would be Chwiza's beckon,
    He'd give her his thwee inches for a full 15 seconds
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    She's have a good day
    for all the pipe I'd lay

    She'd be in luck
    and receive old gwartney's
    Hawaiian tit fuck.

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  19. EddyG

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    Judge would open the door
    For this sweet hor
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  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :D