Examine and Rank Tuesday (The Schmoopy Edition)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Please examine and rank this billowing blastwhistle.

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  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Doesn't look like a dude :dontknow:
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    she vacuums my floor while I pound her back door.. 7.7
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Son! :derp:
     
  5. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    Nice body, face could be better 8
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she looks a lot like dexter's sister. would hit.

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    is that ava rose or one of those rose sisters?
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    $23.35
     
  8. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    Big nose


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  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    I do not think Citizen Dinkus has ever graced the pages of Examine and Rank. Welcome son! :derp:
     
  10. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Got no place for that pinch face

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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Mantra plus yantra equals tantra. VIP

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    /end of thread.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Mantra plus yantra equals tantra. VIP

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    I was mistaken...The Oreck store I thought was closed in my neighborhood is actually still open. The self-serve yogurt place next door had paper over the windows, not the Oreck store. BUT the employee in the Oreck store who yells at people all the time was wearing a dress shirt and tie. I wonder if Schmoopy burns cigarette holes in his tie when he leans over to give demonstrations.
     
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    thats a shitty hoover btw, overpriced shit
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Mantra plus yantra equals tantra. VIP

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    I didn't even notice a vacuum in the picture...I just assumed it was more of that RH Goatcabin ethereal humor.
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    I went for subtle as opposed to ethereal.
     
  17. RobsDad

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    Housework in 5 inch heels...that's a trooper.

    Screw the housework, let me squeeze that pooper.

    9.7
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I'd probably fuck it
    After she got done with the suck bucket.
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  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Mantra plus yantra equals tantra. VIP

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    Look at that looped up shoulder strap. That outfit was meant for someone of Richard Kiel's stature.
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Does Richard Kiel come to mind when you think sexy men? With the metal teeth or without?