Examine and Rank Tuesday (The Schmoopy Edition)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Please examine and rank this billowing blastwhistle.

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  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Doesn't look like a dude :dontknow:
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    she vacuums my floor while I pound her back door.. 7.7
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Son! :derp:
     
  5. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Nice body, face could be better 8
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she looks a lot like dexter's sister. would hit.

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    is that ava rose or one of those rose sisters?
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    $23.35
     
  8. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    Big nose


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  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    I do not think Citizen Dinkus has ever graced the pages of Examine and Rank. Welcome son! :derp:
     
  10. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Got no place for that pinch face

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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    /end of thread.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I was mistaken...The Oreck store I thought was closed in my neighborhood is actually still open. The self-serve yogurt place next door had paper over the windows, not the Oreck store. BUT the employee in the Oreck store who yells at people all the time was wearing a dress shirt and tie. I wonder if Schmoopy burns cigarette holes in his tie when he leans over to give demonstrations.
     
  13. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    thats a shitty hoover btw, overpriced shit
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I didn't even notice a vacuum in the picture...I just assumed it was more of that RH Goatcabin ethereal humor.
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    I went for subtle as opposed to ethereal.
     
  17. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Housework in 5 inch heels...that's a trooper.

    Screw the housework, let me squeeze that pooper.

    9.7
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I'd probably fuck it
    After she got done with the suck bucket.
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  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Look at that looped up shoulder strap. That outfit was meant for someone of Richard Kiel's stature.
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Does Richard Kiel come to mind when you think sexy men? With the metal teeth or without?