Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Feb 11, 2014.
Please examine and rank this churlish bulb.
Hopefully that will be big enough for Moopy's aging eyes.
too skinny IMO
Against the rocks the waves were lapping
Upon the rocks begins the rythmic slapping
even though there's a bulge, on that hot lil box I shall indulge.
I guess she hasn't saved up for her fake tits yet.
she hasn't found a 55 yr old insurance executive to be her sugar daddy
perfect body, would be sexier to see her nonbrushed skin tho.
In front of my monitor I begin the fapping.
Let's go for a frolic in the ocean spray
Then play hide the salami down starfish way
schmoopy was going to bend her over and give her the ween
till he saw Lance's back needed someone to rub lotion sunscreen
DSouth is on fire today!
Making up rhymes mocking schmoopy's homosexuality is as easy as ordering an oreck online.