Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, May 20, 2014.
Please examine and rank this sullen Smudge Monkey.
My goodness that's a wide dumper.
I wish her tits were a little more plumper.
Looks like a ugly cunt.
Not all poems rhyme.
I can sense she may be your ex.
Just sit back and crack open a Beck's.
I'd still put my cock and maybe a ball in her
mouth but I'd rather crack open a Paulaner.
shopped beyond belief
I wouldn't even wanna watch her queef
what she lacks in boobs she has in booty
something tells me she drops major dooty
She's got an ass like a Peterbilt truck,
But what the hell, I'd toss her a fuck= 8.0
The ridiculous photoshopping can't hide the fact that her face is gross. 5.7
Her hips are as wide as her shoulder
This girl needs a do-over
What's this chick got that I ain't got?
Oh yeah, photoshop!
just another pretty face with too big of a waist. 5.5
I have seen girls who work at Taco Bell or McDonalds that look better.
insane face not appealing,rest of her,an 8
you guys are NUTS. 8/10