Examine and Rank Tuesday

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Apr 23, 2013.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Please examine and rank this NAPA Certified Mechanic.

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  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I'll pop her hood and give it to her good.

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  3. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye bloody, but unbowed. VIP

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    I want to touch her where she pees...9/10
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Hold on, let me get my binoculars.
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    even though she don't know
    how to fix cars fo sho
    that little hoe can gimme a blow
    and try to make it go

    $27
     
  6. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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  7. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    You can almost see her ribs.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here. VIP

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    10, looking good, it looks like it's way out in the woods where a greasy motorcycle gang could unexpectedly ride up on her and get her to bang them five at a time so they will fix her car. One in the anus, one in the vagina, two in the mouth, and one pathetic character has to rub her long hair up and down his penis until he blows up.
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    :hhh: great attention to detail.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Her curvature of the spine
    Will fit my beer belly fine

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  11. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok VIP

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  12. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    I can see her ribs

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  13. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    She needs to examine my crank shaft, as I work over her drive train.

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  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here. VIP

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    Do the piles of bodies in HOlocaust photos make you immediately jizz or is there a limit to how skinny?
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here. VIP

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    I would like to see someone turn over the engine and those strings on her shirt get caught up in it and choke her to death. Then the party can really begin!
     
  16. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    While she is checking out the chassis
    I'll be looking up her assy

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  18. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Hey Bobtraw!
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here. VIP

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    Rub her with my shammy, then make way for the WHAMMY [​IMG]
     
  20. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp: