Examine and Rank Tuesday

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Apr 23, 2013.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Please examine and rank this NAPA Certified Mechanic.

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  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I'll pop her hood and give it to her good.

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  3. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Total Coverage

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    I want to touch her where she pees...9/10
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Hold on, let me get my binoculars.
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    even though she don't know
    how to fix cars fo sho
    that little hoe can gimme a blow
    and try to make it go

    $27
     
  6. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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  7. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    You can almost see her ribs.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Happy Thanksgiving! VIP

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    10, looking good, it looks like it's way out in the woods where a greasy motorcycle gang could unexpectedly ride up on her and get her to bang them five at a time so they will fix her car. One in the anus, one in the vagina, two in the mouth, and one pathetic character has to rub her long hair up and down his penis until he blows up.
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    :hhh: great attention to detail.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Her curvature of the spine
    Will fit my beer belly fine

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  11. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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  12. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    I can see her ribs

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  13. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    She needs to examine my crank shaft, as I work over her drive train.

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  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Happy Thanksgiving! VIP

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    Do the piles of bodies in HOlocaust photos make you immediately jizz or is there a limit to how skinny?
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Happy Thanksgiving! VIP

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    I would like to see someone turn over the engine and those strings on her shirt get caught up in it and choke her to death. Then the party can really begin!
     
  16. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    While she is checking out the chassis
    I'll be looking up her assy

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  18. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Hey Bobtraw!
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Happy Thanksgiving! VIP

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    Rub her with my shammy, then make way for the WHAMMY [​IMG]
     
  20. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp: