Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Jul 16, 2014.
Please examine and rank this delicate flower.
As I slowly scrolled down I said "Hell, I might"
But then I got to the cellulite.
do we have to?
This is what I loathe and fear
Let it go before her twentieth year
she stepped onto the stage
like a rhino in a rage
even out of focus the two in the back left are solid eights. The chubby in the front not so great.
The bitches in back seem insensitive and catty
I think they're laughing at that great big fatty
If I were to rank this woman, she wouldn't score high
Her diet appears to be candy and pie
So put down that fork, and say no to thirds
I can't even imagine the size of her turds
Monica wears it well, even though it's tight
cuz we know Bill Clinton would tap that shit right
A Tale of Two Cities, the top looks complete.
The bottom, however, like two sides of meat.
Question for RH GoatFace: Cankles - what's your opinion?
Gary Killin it!
While I realize my task is to rank her
I just can't, she's shaped like an anchor.
From the chin on down she's fat.
Fatty fat fat.
Hips don't lie
She loves too much pie
She's shaped like a pear,
Not going near her underwear!
2.11167 for a nice face.