Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Apr 4, 2012.
Please examine and rank this affluent scepter of humming guile and festering ennui.
Not as impressed as Sartori. 8
fuckin nice! 8.5
I'd make her use my goo like conditioning shampoo. 8
A porcine plaything. 7.5.
She probably wouldn't let me jizz in her hair......7.5
What am I a fag? I'd nail this hag.
Oh my dear
she looks like a young heather locklear
The best part you see
is she wasn't violated by Tommy Lee
I'd auction her off
To David Hasselhoff
10. I want her to be my next ex-wife...
Gargantuan five head but still an 8
Looks dumb as a stump, but would poke in the rump ... 9
9.2 didn't rank higher because I need some ceiling room if this is a great week