Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Feb 20, 2013.
Please examine and rank these blistering blastpackets.
10 + 10
Two for one Wednesday!
It would pay for all of my sins
Just to take on both of those twins
9 and 7.5
But their shirts don't fit...8.5/9.5
Delightful asses, four tits like melons... what I'd do to them would make me a felon= 9.75 squared!!!
Cans are fake, but they still bounce and shake.
2 x 9.7
These girls don't know the difference between a touchdown and a field goal but they can rub their tight ends up and down my pole.
Prefer to cram the one on the left
but having both wouldn't leave me bereft.
Stupid tit jobs, goddammit son!
Stop it. They're young. Probably real. Goddammit son!
I'd run out of jizz with the one on the right
then cuddle with both of them throughout the night
Each lose 2 points for fake breasts
So I must give a 16 at best
Don't get me wrong
I would love both on my schlong