Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Sep 19, 2014.
Like her face. Tits are kinda small. That means one option left: Facefuck!
Her tan makes her look like a cigar.
Not gonna stop me from gaping her asshole ajar.
Time to pulsate! Time to yearn!
Time to pulsate and yearn
Gonna give her herps till she feels teh burn
Tan lines are pretty bad,
But my dick's not mad,
I'd give her all I had,
Until we were both glad!
4.8 foreign currency
Her face is kind of goofy
Her tits are kind of wonky
I'd like to bend her over
And ride her like a donkey.
I'd bang her right in front of you.
Not a damn thing that you can do.
I don't mean to perplex you all
But I think you're a homosexual.
I'm not at all saying that she has no charm.
But she looks like a Christmas log from Pepperidge Farm.
She's the best of the week, but her competition was horrific
So it's kind of like winning the Special Olympics.
Shes an 8 - Happy Friday you mutha' fuckers.
'A few more months with WC, I know I'll be cheatin'
This the kind of chick I hope I'll be meetin'
I've done the wonky-donky rhyme before
Tis pirate day, I say ahoy!
The puss on that, I would destroy
i'm at a loss for words,
but not a number----10
At least this chick's the same
On this we agree
But, her right side hangs low
Eye, tit, vulva and knee
This one is hot, I like her a lot.