Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Sep 26, 2014.
i'm no fag
but that girls a hag
I'd spit on her box before I eat her
Then I'd suck on each baby feeder.
Lazy rhyme night.
she's not my cup of tea
but i'd let her drink my pee
The next Mrs. Goatcabin.
she looks like this one bitch
that I fucked with Scott's sandwich
in 5-10 years
you'll look at these pics
and have many tears
That's a nice cunt between her legs.
I'd pump this chick on the regs.
Would probably finish all over her tits.
Then shove my hand in her and see if it fits.
haiku number three
thighs probably are saggy
still would give a 6
At this young age
The sag has started
I saw the pic
And onry farted
Extra points for the lack of hair
I would love to stick my penis there
Tits look good, but time will be a bitch for those
Until them, I would love to cover them with many droopy loads and ropes
If you nailed her young, you have all the luck
Tits high and firm, with the vag hair plucked
Gravity for those tits will come fast and soon
So in the meantime I'll nail her in that conference room.
8 - thanks for the sluts this week Gomez
That translucent black dress, hid a nice surprise
A couple natural hangers, which I did not surmise.
Easy 8 - nice looking and not all hacked up
I'd have to drink 8 beers for her to be worthy of a flirt
Now is the time, in 8 years she'll show her tits by lifting her skirt
she's got a gunt
and some saggy-assed tits
her face is all busted
with freckles and zits
2 nice hangers, and a freshly shaved box
I'd fuck her on that table, and leave on my socks.
The haters are a hoot
I think she's quite cute
I'd bend her over that table
And proceed to lay cable
Tits not too shabby,
But that gunt is flabby,
Still I'd be willing and able,
To bang her right there on the conference room table.
6.7 paid vacation days
doesn't everybody else see what i see ?
I almost hit alert because I can see her nips through her dress. Then I remembered I'm not a fag so I jerked my dick and made a mess.