Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Nov 21, 2014.
I could tell without looking at the Spoiler that I would destroy her. 97.3!!!!!!?
...Sorry I didn't make a rhyme.
Ok I got one...
Titties so saggy, face like an elf;
If I looked like her I would kill myself.
How fucked up is Gomez today.
That's a kind of girl to turn you gay.
Her chest has tons of flop.
This little pig eats a lot of slop.
honestly, I'm running out of pics
Yes. Yes, extremely.
Well before you do…
no love at all for those big, bouncy bongos
Ima sit right down and listen me some Kongos
Those fun bags are huge, of this there's no doubt
But that nose on her face? It looks like a snout.
I want to rate her highly, and it does make me sad
2 thumbs down on this Blondie, the milk has gone bad.
No, thank you.
I'd hit it with Arties dick.
Ugly as fuck
and no god dam way
if I had to eat that
I might just turn gay
Well she's not the best we've had, but these ratings are cruel
I'd ram her snatch into the ground till I found fossil fuel
Hypnotized by the jiggle while i doggie-style stab
Drop a load on those jugs and spot her $10.00 for a cab
I'll still give a 7 - i really don't think she's that bad.