Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Nov 20, 2014.
Rode hard and put away wet.
This old bag's seem lots of hard miles,
but nailing her would still make me smile.
Not a fan of psuedo-taters
But if she spread her legs, I'd still invade her
"You can squat on me, honey," I said with all charm
Even with that dumb logo of Journey on your arm.
I'll bang you quite hard, cuz I aint no fairy
Just don't make me pretend that my name is Steve Perry
What a dumb tat. Still a solid 7 though.
Really. That stupid tat has got to go,
but damn straight I'd still bang that ho.
No, thank you.
It would be fair to say she could be a message board 10. Although I'm talking real world here and she looks like a groupie for Dokken.
What a train wreck, tats and all - such a bummer
That being said, I would still get her on all fours on that cheap Kmart runner
that's a nice place she has,i'd move right in.
Stop the presses
This one looks like she has herpes
A beefy tattoo
Her face - not that great
But the biggest crime is
Those pictures ain't straight
May have been a dude once. Odd posture, bad boob jobs. I can tell she fucked 30 guys before making it out of her teens.
Whorse face, stupid fucking tatts, food-stamp highlights, and you know the green gas emits from below.
That all considered... I'd hit it.
With a collapsible baton.
A Sturgis 10
hideous tat is usually the sign of an STD
@Mr. Potato Head