Examine and Rate Tuesday

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

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  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Yesterday's was better. :coffee:
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    :bigcry:
     
  4. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    She has a pair of questionable feet.
    But between her legs hangs her lunch meat.
    I'm fond of her cute appearance, too.
    I'd shove my finger in where she extrudes her poo.

    8.3
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    She is wholesome but must die
     
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  6. Gomez

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    :emperor:
     
  7. Gomez

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    there is no death in the new, improved E&R :nono:
     
  8. Phillip

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    Will eventually be a monster and has no upper lip. 7.3 now, future 3.6.
     
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  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    She wasn't expecting to get naked that day
    But had a drink and said what the heck?
    She keeps rubbers in her pocket at all times
    and a cock ring tied around her neck.
    You just never know when the urge will strike
    and it's time to strip down and just fuck
    It happens to lots of girls when they see me
    I just have that kind of luck.
    But first please stand against that pillar
    So that I may examine and rank
    I need to make sure you actually have a pussy
    and that it is free from cheesey stank.
    Oh yes my little blonde, you will do
    and I will do you too.
    And then my friend Artiesoffspring will come in
    and finger you where you poo.

    8.5
     
  10. Gomez

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    something tells me you wrote this over the weekend..
    after several drafts

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  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Nope. It just came to me as I stared at her. I could have gone on too.
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Lots of torso.
    Face like lee corso
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    Babybear gives her a ten.
     
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  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Lots of torso.
    Face like lee corso
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    Babybear gives her a ten.
     
  14. crazypreacher

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    Ok gross toes.
     
  15. crazypreacher

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    lol. Sure.
     
  16. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Looks like she just might be high,
    I'd still bury my face between her thighs.
     
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  17. crazypreacher

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    I'm really habin
    Hunger like teh cabin.
     
  18. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    i'd flirt with her at the target checkout
     
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  19. crazypreacher

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    Without death there is no life
    You sound like my ex wife
     
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  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    They call me the closer for reasons so plain.
    It's unfortunate that our Goatcabin feels the pain.