Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Dec 9, 2014.
We are never ever ever getting back together.
I'm going to hold out and wait for examine and rate Wednesday if you don't mind.
She looks crazy as a shithouse mouse and probably fucks like a banshee.
trims bush like the letter V
causes me to fuckin flee
can't bat a .1000
It's okay. I would love to spend a night with her in real life. I'm just not feeling poetic right now.
That's 1 for 10.
Just write the poem
Don't be a douche
I'll bet V Broad
Gives up the tush
No, thank you.
She's staring at me, with that angry scowl
There's an 8 in 10 chance that her puss will smell foul.
Come on Wednesday.....
with a little make-up.......................10
a stern slavic face
a chevron'd clit
yet on those firm melons
I'd take a huge shit
Agree some makeup would improve, some lipstick or some blush
Plain she looks like Geddy Lee, playing bass for Rush
Nice cans though. Give a 5
I don't have sex with men
Not clicking, I'll let someone else give her a dicking.
why you motherfucker
calling her a tucker
have you lost your mind?!
whats going on with the pubes there?
Straight off the farm that one I do reckon
Put a bag over her head and I be done in a second
Don't' wanna bring her home too late
cause her daddy will pepper your tailgate