Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Sep 10, 2014.
I like to look up her sundress
and on her tits I'd make a mess
I would not could not with this fox.
There's too much hair upon that box.
Even though there's some hair on that box
I could spend some time draining my rocks
After playing with those tits I wouldn't care
I'd plow my cock right through that hair.
You see I came of age in the 80s
when there was fur on the boxes of all the ladies.
Rub a dub dub
Three men in a tubby
Looks like this broad
Is smuggling a scrubbie
That's a party there. 8.4
Would repeatedly and gleefully slam
The endangered groomed bearded clam
Fuck is wrong with you guys?
She's an ugly fat broad
with a big over bite
I got a ten spot that says that clam just ain't right
No view of the backside, that is a shame, but she's not too bad from the front.
But be careful being naked on a wooden chair, you don't want a splinter in your cunt
Bonus points for looking like a girl in my office - I'll give her an 8
Her lil snatch is ready for winter
I can get past the hair
But not in that chair
As I fear that it may splinter
today i'm gonna start honestly evaluating these ladies.
i think i'll fap to the kiwi fruit in her lap.
You have never given anything less than a 10. And people say I will fuck anything...
at 61 yrs. old i can't be choosey.
now its off to the bank,were i have plenty to look at.
have a good day.
Well in that case, I heard Satori Brah's friend needs $500.
if I were you, I'd walk around the campus of ASU :fap:
I can see her panties and her varicose veins. Wouldn't stop me from having some fun and leaving some stains.