Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Sep 17, 2014.
If she sucked my dick
I'd encase it in bronze
Then I'd lick her clit
and that mole on her mons
She looks really easy from what I can tell.
I'd fuck her clam while we watch Dave Chappelle.
I might even give her asshole a hump.
As soon as she comes over to watch Forrest Gump.
Maybe I could come over and we could have a threeway
While watching Reese Witherspoon in the movie Freeway
Or we could watch Seinfeld, I really don't care
As long as I get to be lucky Pierre.
How long before you two forget about her and start groping each other?
We have to grope each other for an icebreaker.
I can only imagine what a handshake involves.
Reality might be a punch to yer perfect face
A hot shower.
yea so what if she looks like a hag
ain't nothing that can't be fixed by a bag
She looked promising in the clothed pic, so on my phone i did click.
Because I'm at work, and should not look a naked girl's pic.
Not a flattering angle, the photographer blew it.
But her titties are heaving, and her pussy, I'd screw it.
She deserves a naked pic re-do. Until further analysis - 7
OMG you guys, can I get in on some of this?
They are like those two dudes in the Sonic commercials always eating hot dogs and sucking in drinks, alone, in a car. The barely repressed sexual tension is unnerving.
I just call 'em as I see 'em
i don't need to make up a rhyme
with something so prime.
her vagina looks weird
That appears to be a tick
crawling towards her hole.
Should give it a quick lick
and hope it's just a mole.
Butter gets a 6.5