Excavation success

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by x76, May 29, 2015.

  1. x76

    x76 Well-Known Member

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    Kid #2 sent me a txt msg this morning asking if we still had a 3DS (Nintendo handheld game player) and I said yes and she wanted to know if we could get a certain game for it. So I stopped @ Gamestop and bought a copy THEN later I had to conduct a coordinated search to find the fucking 3DS thing to play the game on.

    Is it anywhere obvious, like at the back of my sock drawer? No, a couple of bayonets and a switchblade, and some socks, but no 3DS. Could it be in the box it came in? No? Here? There? Anywhere? In one of two 60-gallon storage boxes of clutter? No, dig through the first one. Could it be in the box of AR15 parts? No. In the box of stray cables? No. OK. Halfway through the SECOND 60-gallon box of clutter, ***I FIND IT***. And the fucking charger. I felt tremendous.

    Now I need to pack the mountain of clothing, boxes, posters, electronics, et cetera back into my closet. I mean "MOUNTAIN" since it's covering half the bed.

    But I found the 3DS for Kid #2 to play her game on.

    I feel... happy.

    :dancin2:
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I'd eat the hell out of some good fried chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy tonight. It would take my mind off of meat loaf.
     
  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You kid sounds like an asshole.
     
  6. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    So you have lots of guns and knives and stuff. Awesome!
     
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  7. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Papi Gold

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    What was kid #1 up to? :worried:
     
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  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Cool.
     
  9. x76

    x76 Well-Known Member

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    Slept until noon. He's a slug.
     
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  10. x76

    x76 Well-Known Member

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    Where would you keep YOUR bayonets? Sock drawer, right?
     
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  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    my asshole itches
     
  12. gilaet

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    Excavate.
     
  13. x76

    x76 Well-Known Member

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    You've gotta wet the toilet paper before you daub your hinie. Don't want any... abrasion.
     
  14. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Did you hear about the Polish guy that used a toilet brush?
    He switched back to paper.

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  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    That's killer shit!!
     
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    And not one but TWO 60 gallon boxes.
     
  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's a lot of words to type just to tell us that you have an AR15.
     
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    your time as a thread starter has passed. this is your first warning.
     
  19. DrSublux

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    with a backhoe?
     
  20. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Reading this was the worst part of my day