EXCLUSIVE! Elliot Offen Sighting!

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  1. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    For you NYC people:
    Saloon member Art just called me on the phone, and said he just saw him window shopping in a thong and black fishnet stockings...

    His words: "Tell the forum in case someone may want a autograph, or get punched in the face."
    He's walking up 2nd avenue, approaching 66th.

    If you ask me, it's pretty damn chilly today to be out in a thong. :coffee:
     
  2. STR

    STR New Member Banned User

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    crazy story
     
  3. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Mania and paranoia keep him warmer than down feathers and gore-tex ever could.
     
  4. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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  5. GIRLY

    GIRLY OV

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    It was 55 degrees in NYC today. Perfect thong weather.
     
  6. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :lol:

    it's 43 degrees here right now

    i wish i was further uptown just for this
     
  7. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    Now that's a sight.
     
  8. Guts83

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    He's still in NYC? I thought he was in Miami.

    I could have sworn I saw him two years ago riding the 6 train. I didnt think it was him because I heard he didnt live in NYC anymore.
     
  9. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Did he ever explain why he wears women's clothes? Your friend should have taken a photo!!
     
  10. Matwiow

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    If any of you saw him on the subway, would you talk to him, knowing that he'll start a loud loud conversation with you in front of the whole train? I still might. Calling Robin 'cuntface' has earned him my eternal gratitude.
     
  11. HowieHasBeen

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    Gangsta Riiiight!
     
  12. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    he said he was going the other way on a one way street. :pissed:
     
  13. koabz

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    I watched the dvd he put out. I downloaded it. It was so bizarre word can't describe it. He ended the dvd with his assistant sodomizing him with a dildo. Im gonna go out on a limb and say he is gay...........
     
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    theres a couple parts on youtube....no dildo scene tho



     
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  15. Guts83

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    Being trapped in the subway with EEO would border on suicide.

    In my case, I was getting off the train and by the time I realized it, the doors closed. I would have liked to say "Hello" but I am not sure if he would have gone off or not. EEO is kinda like an M80 with the fuse burnt out but it didnt go off. You probably could pick it up but youre probably better off avoiding it.
     
  16. Box of Rox

    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

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    Wow this guy is just fucking nuts...damm!
     
  17. STR

    STR New Member Banned User

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    that's probably why you got off the train
     
  18. Morning Wood

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    THERE HE GOES!
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  19. MuttFucker

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    Haven't I seen that HO up at the "Point" in Atlantic City. That pimp guy that narrates the HBO show would have a field day when EEO would be shown in shadows only, while we the viewers hear the slurping sounds of Elliot doing what he does best.
     
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    thats straight up gangster thug right there

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