Exhaust Fumes Kill Couple Having Car Sex In Hackensack, NJ

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  1. Dream Theater

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    A couple having sex in an older-model SUV parked on a Hackensack street apparently died of carbon monoxide poisoning, emergency responders told Daily Voice.

    Their bodies were found Friday morning in a 2002 Chevrolet Tracker with New York license plates parked on Overlook Avenue across from the Stratford House high-rise condominiums, responders said.

    Authorities towed the vehicle on a flatbed, accompanied by marked police units, with the bodies still inside. :point:

    I knew a Jew broad who lived in those condos, they were pretty nice!

    :cwl: :owned:

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    That's some killer pussy!!:rs:
     
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    Dumb fucks
    :c
     
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    and now they are dead fucks! :c
     
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    I hope he busted a nut...
     
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    I know exactly where that is :hhh:
     
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    He was probably exhausted after that fuck session.


    Exhausted.
     
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    Me too. My first wife's best friend lived there. She was a crazy Jew broad who smoked tons of weed. You could smell it in the hallway as you got closer to her place. I am surprised nobody ever complained.
     
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    I went to high school in Hackensack. I love how they refer to those buildings as "high rise condminiums". They're fucking apartment buildings.
     
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    Time to grow up, Gary.
     
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    How the hell do you do that when the car is not in an enclosed area? CM should only be coming out of the exhaust...
     
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    You're a regular Jackie Leonard :facepalm:
     
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    Musta had a leak that came up through the floor. :dontknow:
     
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    Thank you?
     
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    I have no clue either. You'd have to be over 80 years old to get that reference I guess.
     
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    Yeah, I'm not googling that shit either.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    Jack E. Leonard, born Leonard Lebitsky, was an American comedian and actor who made frequent appearances on television variety and game shows.
     
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    I was getting a massage from a friend one time and took a bath in the tiny bathroom with candles lit.

    I almost passed out, and my friend said the candles were taking up the oxygen in the room.

    Would not be a bad way to go...

    "Who needs a house out in Hackensack/Is that all you get for your money?"--Billy Joel
     
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