Shit was crazy redonkulous. So I'm smoking a cigarette right outside my front door the other night, and had the porch light out, so it was pretty dark. My cat came back from around the corner of the house, and I was about to acknowledge it, when I said to myself "wait a minute...the dog and the CAT are inside the house....so WTF is this thing next to me right now". I pretty much blacked out on what happened next, but there may have been some screaming (according to neighbor, who later claimed to have heard a small girl screaming around that time) and pant shitting. I think the animal was scared too. I'm pretty sure that it was a Possum, but I'm not sure.