Stern Show F-M-K: Howard's Admirers Version

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by OV, Feb 4, 2016.

  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    The women attached or (allegedly) attracted to The Wig. Who would you fuck, marry and kill? Citing reasons might earn extra credit :up:

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  2. Nick Mondo

    Nick Mondo Well-Known Member

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    Fuck-Jillian
    Marry-Marci (at least shes an earner)
    Kill Beefus (for obvious reasons)
     
  3. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    This is the correct answer.
     
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  4. Stretch5000

    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Beefus has got to go. The other 2 are interchangable IMO
     
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  5. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Fuck Jillian (great tits, nutty as a fruit cake)
    Marry Marci (makes money, hot, young, redhead)
    Kill Beth
     
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  6. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Beth must die.
     
  7. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Kill em all with my dick
     
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  8. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Forgot one...
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    I just called Howard and this is what he said. Fuck Jillian, Marry Marci and send Beth to the glue factory.
     
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  10. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    BOOM!

    This for sure.
     
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  11. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    To make this a BIT more interesting you should have posted a picture of modern Jillian who is unrecognizable beyond belief due to all the fucking botox and whatever else she pumps into her face.
     
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  12. GaryPuppet

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    Marry Jillian
    Fuck Marci (with extreme hate )
    Kill Beth ( With extreme joy )
     
  13. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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  14. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    I would have sex with all three, then throw them all through a plate glass window from a high floor.
     
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    I may never get a hard on again after seeing this.
     
  16. FSFN

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    It depends on the definition of "fuck", if it includes anal I might change my answer ;)
     
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  17. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    She looks fucking hot for being 48 with 2 kids.

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  18. GaryPuppet

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    [​IMG] Marci reminds me of Rocky Dennis [​IMG]
     
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  19. vaporizer

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    I know she's your girl bro, but it's not 1995 anymore. Girl has changed and she's barely holding on.
     
  20. FishySausage

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    Yep, f-Jillian
    M-Marci
    K-the beef
    I couldn't spend my life listening to Julian's voice
     
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