F, Marry, Kill..."The Big Bang Theory" Edition

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ben Dover, Feb 15, 2014.

  1. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    Kaley Cuoco

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    Melissa Rauch

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    Mayim Bialik


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  2. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    Fuck Kaley
    marry mellisa
    and well you know the rest.
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'll fuck all three. The rest is too messy.
     
  4. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    F Kaley
    Marry Melissa
    Kill Mayim, though she's a real life neuroscientist and probably would fuck the most because she knows it's health benefits
     
  5. Jack-A-Roe

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    that last one looks like the witch from Wizard of Oz
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    F Penny Marry Bernadette Kill Amy Farrah Fowler...
     
  7. zingger

    zingger Who's next? Gold

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    F-Kayley
    M-Mayim
    K-That middle chick who looks like she'd chop off my cock while I was sleeping.
     
  8. StormCloud

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    I'll jump on the Amy Farrah Fowler bandwagon. She's always horny, but patient with her man. She looks like she'd be up for a three way with a hot chick. Yep, I think me and Amy could have a big old time. Together, we could fuck the other two. No need for any killing....
     
  9. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    that blossom chick was on Bill Maher last night. she's pretty smart.
     
  10. Bro

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    You mean I missed Bill Maher AND Bering Sea Gold? Fuck!!!!
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Can I get a BJ from tha chick Raj izz "seeing"?
     
  12. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    fuck & marry kelly, kill the rest
     
  13. Shivvy

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    Fucking Bernadette
    Marry Penny - is wanna fuck her more than once
    Kill Amy
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Does got all kinds of degrees.
     
  15. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :coffee:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Penny is my celebrity crush right now.
     
  17. wetback

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    fuck em all, then kill em all :evil:
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    F k m. I love the way Jews look.
     
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    She talked about healthy food, and Steve Pomrenke fucked Emily.
     
  20. wife is a whore

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    Yep. That would be the fantasy world version, all things being equal. Real life, if I had a shot, I would marry Kaley though. Broad probably makes more w/ Priceline and Toyota than she does with the TV show. Any commercial she is in, for either, plays constantly. Her ass in the first few seasons was phenomenal, and she had one of the best sideviews I ever seen. Bloop, Boobies. Flat tummy, thin midsection, then BAM, dat ass.

    Fantasy world, I'd rather stick that lil spinner broad. Let that little fuck monkey use me like a jungle gym.