Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Robert Higgins, Jan 15, 2015.
F Aniston, marry blunt, kill Paltrow.
Something tells me aniston getting dumped for Jolie will make her please her man in any and every way to not lose him.
Fuck--Emily Blunt, multiple times
Marry--Jennifer Aniston for the cash payout
Kill-Gwyneth Paltrow because she's annoying as fuck
F - jennifer....she attractive but not hot.
M - Emily.
K - Paltrow....We all know why.
Can I just kill Wiggy 3 times?
Need better pics, but I'm pretty sure Paltrow gets the K.
F gwin et
kill myself , fuck everyone
This x 1,000,000.......
K Ms. Ex Cold Play
Fuck - Anuston - She gettin long in the tooth, but that ass has held up.
Marry - Blunt - she hot w/ fine ass and seems to be really into working out.
Kill - Paltrow - annoying cunt.
I always enjoy doing Pussy/Mouth/Butt with these groupings, also. Which hole would you use on which whore. Only get to use each pic once.
Pussy - Blunt
Mouth - Paltrow - Rough fuck her face into a break down and then make her therapist give me 10%.
Butt - Anuston - though her box is prolly tighter than Blunt's, cause she never evacuated offspring through it, I just couldn't pass up wrecking that ass.
You would appreciate this, Whore. As I read your esoteric take on Fuck/Marry/Kill, I laughed so fucking hard my lovely dessert of vanilla yogurt spewed all over my chin and chest. The result is worthy of FacialAbuse dot com, for sure.
Glad you liked it. Which part got you? Shaking down the therapist or "evacuating offspring"?
If this question was posed from Howie's POV, the choices would have been Justin Theroux, Jimmy Kimmel and Scott Ostrosky.
Fuck Aniston - she's clingy
Marry Emily - she's sweet
Kill Gwynnie - she's nuts
Both. In addition:
1. Anuston. Makes me stupid giggle
2. How you explain Pussy/Mouth/Butt.: one hole for each whore. Naturally.
3. How you articulate Anuston and Cuntrow, as you said. Brilliant. So much so I'm dying again...
Missed you, Whore
I think Gwyneth is sexy, but I realize I'm in a minority. There's something brewing beneath that icy exterior
F-Gwyneth (Not bad looking)
M-Aniston (A lot of money and she's stupid)
K-Blunt (Don't find attractive)
Look at that ass. And I'd take the limey accent over Paltrow's California lisp.