F, Marry, Kill...Wigward's hollywood "friends" edition

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  1. Robert Higgins

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    Jennifer Anustown

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    Emily Blunt

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    Gwyneth Paltroe

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    F Aniston, marry blunt, kill Paltrow.

    Something tells me aniston getting dumped for Jolie will make her please her man in any and every way to not lose him.
     
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    Fuck--Emily Blunt, multiple times
    Marry--Jennifer Aniston for the cash payout
    Kill-Gwyneth Paltrow because she's annoying as fuck
     
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    F - jennifer....she attractive but not hot.
    M - Emily.
    K - Paltrow....We all know why.
     
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    Can I just kill Wiggy 3 times?
     
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    Need better pics, but I'm pretty sure Paltrow gets the K.
     
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    Kill blunt
    Marry Anniston
    F gwin et
     
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    kill myself , fuck everyone
     
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    This x 1,000,000.......
     
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    F Emily
    M 'Rachel"
    K Ms. Ex Cold Play
     
  12. wife is a whore

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    Fuck - Anuston - She gettin long in the tooth, but that ass has held up.
    Marry - Blunt - she hot w/ fine ass and seems to be really into working out.
    Kill - Paltrow - annoying cunt.

    I always enjoy doing Pussy/Mouth/Butt with these groupings, also. Which hole would you use on which whore. Only get to use each pic once.

    Pussy - Blunt
    Mouth - Paltrow - Rough fuck her face into a break down and then make her therapist give me 10%.
    Butt - Anuston - though her box is prolly tighter than Blunt's, cause she never evacuated offspring through it, I just couldn't pass up wrecking that ass.
     
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    :cwl:
    You would appreciate this, Whore. As I read your esoteric take on Fuck/Marry/Kill, I laughed so fucking hard my lovely dessert of vanilla yogurt spewed all over my chin and chest. The result is worthy of FacialAbuse dot com, for sure.
     
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    Glad you liked it. Which part got you? Shaking down the therapist or "evacuating offspring"?
     
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    If this question was posed from Howie's POV, the choices would have been Justin Theroux, Jimmy Kimmel and Scott Ostrosky.
     
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    Fuck Aniston - she's clingy
    Marry Emily - she's sweet
    Kill Gwynnie - she's nuts
     
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    Both. In addition:

    1. Anuston. Makes me stupid giggle
    2. How you explain Pussy/Mouth/Butt.: one hole for each whore. Naturally.
    3. How you articulate Anuston and Cuntrow, as you said. Brilliant. So much so I'm dying again...

    Missed you, Whore :)
     
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    I think Gwyneth is sexy, but I realize I'm in a minority. There's something brewing beneath that icy exterior
     
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    F-Gwyneth (Not bad looking)
    M-Aniston (A lot of money and she's stupid)
    K-Blunt (Don't find attractive)
     
  20. wife is a whore

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    Look at that ass. And I'd take the limey accent over Paltrow's California lisp.

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