Entertainment F..marry..kill

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Time Bandit, Jul 7, 2016.

  1. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    fuck - kendall
    marry - kourtney
    kill - khloe
     
  2. vaporizer

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    Your game is too easy. I have a new one: Fuck, Marry, Pee on

    Fuck - Kylie (because she's ripe for the picking and hasn't been invaded TOO much by the black dongs of LA)
    Marry - Kris (because she's nuts and will make you a ton of money before divorcing you for a younger version all the while still paying you a ton of money in alimony..win-win)
    Pee on - Kim (because she deserves it)
     
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    :nopix:
     
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    I would fuck Keira Knightley

    Marry Sandra Bullock's character from While You Were Sleeping

    Kill Rosie O'Donnell
     
  5. Vincenzo69

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    I do like Mark Sanchez calls an audible:

    Kill, Kill, Kill
     
  6. SkullofTimmy

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    I'd burn the joint to the ground and salt the earth.
     
  7. Mr Fantastic

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    Fuck this thread
    Kill the OP
    be Merry.
     
  8. reno

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    I'd kill them all and let God sort it out.
     
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    No need to involve God......he already knows they are all Satan's spawn
     
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    Fuck Diane Lane

    Marry Amy Adams

    Kill Joy Behar
     
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    And then fumble when you hit the ass face first?
     
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    No way, you end up either dead or a chick
     
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    Is rape then murder an option?
     
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    I take pride in the fact that I couldn't distinguish between them. I think I could recognize Kim's ass from this forum but don't know any of the others.
     
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    To be fair, the death was via cancer and well after they were already divorced.

    And Bruce's first wife told us that he wanted to be a woman long before he finally scored some implants.

    So, while the end result of what you describe is exactly what happened, how they got there is not a direct link through Kris. She was just a role player in each of those lame stories. I'll take my chances and fuck her hard and let her divorce me.
     
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    genuinely have no idea the difference between any of them. They are Kim Kardashian's sisters or something, that's all I know and I try hard to avoid learning more.
     
  17. the G-man

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    Personally, if I had to bang or marry one of them, it'd be Kourtney. Good slim body, decent face and the only one who isn't a full time Mudshark. Also, I could sit around all day and get drunk like Disick, or whatever his name was, and have her support me.
     
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    Still better than sticking my Dick in any of those pigs
     
  19. Vincenzo69

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    She is the best looking of them(not saying much) but her attitude is such a turnoff
     
  20. Sleep

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    Fuck Delroy Lindo
    Marry Adibisi from Oz
    Kill whitey
     
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