Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Time Bandit, Jul 7, 2016.
fuck - kendall
marry - kourtney
kill - khloe
Your game is too easy. I have a new one: Fuck, Marry, Pee on
Fuck - Kylie (because she's ripe for the picking and hasn't been invaded TOO much by the black dongs of LA)
Marry - Kris (because she's nuts and will make you a ton of money before divorcing you for a younger version all the while still paying you a ton of money in alimony..win-win)
Pee on - Kim (because she deserves it)
I would fuck Keira Knightley
Marry Sandra Bullock's character from While You Were Sleeping
Kill Rosie O'Donnell
I do like Mark Sanchez calls an audible:
Kill, Kill, Kill
I'd burn the joint to the ground and salt the earth.
Fuck this thread
Kill the OP
I'd kill them all and let God sort it out.
No need to involve God......he already knows they are all Satan's spawn
Fuck Diane Lane
Marry Amy Adams
Kill Joy Behar
And then fumble when you hit the ass face first?
No way, you end up either dead or a chick
Is rape then murder an option?
I take pride in the fact that I couldn't distinguish between them. I think I could recognize Kim's ass from this forum but don't know any of the others.
To be fair, the death was via cancer and well after they were already divorced.
And Bruce's first wife told us that he wanted to be a woman long before he finally scored some implants.
So, while the end result of what you describe is exactly what happened, how they got there is not a direct link through Kris. She was just a role player in each of those lame stories. I'll take my chances and fuck her hard and let her divorce me.
genuinely have no idea the difference between any of them. They are Kim Kardashian's sisters or something, that's all I know and I try hard to avoid learning more.
Personally, if I had to bang or marry one of them, it'd be Kourtney. Good slim body, decent face and the only one who isn't a full time Mudshark. Also, I could sit around all day and get drunk like Disick, or whatever his name was, and have her support me.
Still better than sticking my Dick in any of those pigs
She is the best looking of them(not saying much) but her attitude is such a turnoff
Fuck Delroy Lindo
Marry Adibisi from Oz