Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chuk, Mar 30, 2014.
This isn't as easy as you think...
Marry Gwyneth for the money, fuck Hilaria because her knees are always behind her ears and kill Beth because she's a cunt.
F: Paltrow. If she aint in therapy now, she will be when I'm done with her.
Marry: Hilaria. We could have fun spending Alec's 30 Rock money.
Kill: Beff. It is $150 to have a vet come out and stick her with a needle and $350 for a dude to winch her on a trailer and haul her to the dump.
Beth is the obvious Kill and Gwyneth is the obvious Marry (big bucks there). Maybe a harder F, M, K is Beth, Katie Lee Joel and Alexa Ray Joel.
I can't imagine actually being married to Gwyneth. That sounds like a living hell. I would marry either one before her.
At least Beth would leave me alone.
beth almost looks human in this pic....she isn't wearing that horrendous dark lipstick.
None of you would be able to put up with Gweneth on a day to day basis, no matter how much money she has. Hilaria would probably respond well to a smack, Baldwin is too scared to do it though, because the press would love it too much.
i'm killing gweneth. doing the world a favor should get me brownie points.
of the 2 remaining, annoying, annoying women, i'd fuck beff and marry the other one.
beff's voice would get to me after awhile.
like a day.
...rules were made to be broken. kill both beth and gwyneth and fuck hillaria for obvious reasons. dont need the other 2's money cause bendable barbie will have alec money.
Kill which ever one is associated with a shady, one star rated so called charity.
Kill Beth for obvious reasons, Fuck Gwyneth just so I could tell everyone "I fucked Gwyneth" and marry Hilaria cos she looks like a lot of Fun.
everybody should be killing beffie
do the world a favor and just kill all three
Oh my lord, this is quite the tenses.
...that makes the most sense. you could still fuck hillaria while she was still warm.