F, Mary, Kill: Hilaria, Gwyneth, Beth

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    This isn't as easy as you think...

    Hilaria:

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    Gwyneth:

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    Beth:

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  2. Beths Arab

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    Marry Gwyneth for the money, fuck Hilaria because her knees are always behind her ears and kill Beth because she's a cunt.
     
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    her hands :haha:
     
  4. wife is a whore

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    F: Paltrow. If she aint in therapy now, she will be when I'm done with her.

    Marry: Hilaria. We could have fun spending Alec's 30 Rock money.

    Kill: Beff. It is $150 to have a vet come out and stick her with a needle and $350 for a dude to winch her on a trailer and haul her to the dump.
     
  5. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    yup
     
  6. Lou Skunt

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    Beth is the obvious Kill and Gwyneth is the obvious Marry (big bucks there). Maybe a harder F, M, K is Beth, Katie Lee Joel and Alexa Ray Joel.
     
  8. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I can't imagine actually being married to Gwyneth. That sounds like a living hell. I would marry either one before her.
     
  9. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    F: Hilaria
    M: Beth
    K: Gwyneth

    At least Beth would leave me alone.
     
  10. isabella

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    beth almost looks human in this pic....she isn't wearing that horrendous dark lipstick.
     
  11. wife is a whore

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    None of you would be able to put up with Gweneth on a day to day basis, no matter how much money she has. Hilaria would probably respond well to a smack, Baldwin is too scared to do it though, because the press would love it too much.
     
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    i'm killing gweneth. doing the world a favor should get me brownie points.

    of the 2 remaining, annoying, annoying women, i'd fuck beff and marry the other one.

    beff's voice would get to me after awhile.

















































    like a day.
     
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    :jj:
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...rules were made to be broken. kill both beth and gwyneth and fuck hillaria for obvious reasons. dont need the other 2's money cause bendable barbie will have alec money. :)
     
  15. FSFN

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    Kill which ever one is associated with a shady, one star rated so called charity.
     
  16. LobsterTails

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    Kill Beth for obvious reasons, Fuck Gwyneth just so I could tell everyone "I fucked Gwyneth" and marry Hilaria cos she looks like a lot of Fun.
     
  17. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    everybody should be killing beffie
     
  18. newcastlefan

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    do the world a favor and just kill all three
     
  19. AllAboutHim Ed

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    Oh my lord, this is quite the tenses.
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...that makes the most sense. you could still fuck hillaria while she was still warm.