F.ML. I'm going to be a Grand pappy

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    My 24 yo daughter got herself knocked up and is expecting later this year.

    I told that dumb girl not to get preggers till she had her shit lined out

    I'm disgusted, I told her to think about plan B, her babies daddy is 30 and doesn't have his shit together.

    Why in the fuck didn't she heed my advice: /

    Tough time ahead...
     
  2. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    sorry man i should of wrapped it
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    She hot?
     
  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    She's gonna get some stout milkers. :yes:
     
  5. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Congratulations!
     
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  6. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Quit bitching you're going to spoil the shit out of the kid when he/she gets here.
     
  7. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    congrats!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    Tig ole bittyz!
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Thats totally hot.
     
  11. Cheri

    Cheri Legend VIP

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    Dad's white, right?
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Congrats Rod. You sound so proud.
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    "Papa Rod-Stroker? Can we watch tele-tubbies again? I'm so glad you let me and mom live here :wub: "
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Spoil?

    More like raise. :giggle:
     
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  15. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    BTW..........congrats! :lo5:
     
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  16. VeeB

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    It's not like she's 14.
    My mom acted like a complete asshole when I got pregnant at 27, because I wasn't married.
    She barely spoke to me my entire pregnancy, and I still resent her for that shit to this day.
    Don't be a dick to her. Everything will work itself out. Being pregnant sucks badly enough without one of your parents being a fuckhead about it.
     
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  17. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    Yes the father to be is of caucasian ancestry
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Start leaving roller skates or ball bearings on the stairs?
     
  19. Mr Sinister

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    You can only be mad at yourself your the one who had kids to begin with if you never did that you wouldnt be in this position
     
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    Dude, you told her to get an abortion?
    That's some cold hearted shit, unless she's a heroin addict or some shit.
     
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