Facebook. Crusher of dreams

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by chrisfromvegas, Sep 18, 2010.

  1. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    This chick from my past sent me a friend request. She was one of the hotter chicks I had. Looked like Farrah. Blond, great body. I real blond too. I accepted her friend request. Saw her picture. A FUCKING WHALE!

    WTF?
     
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    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    :jj:

    Sometimes the internets smash's you're spank bank Rolodex
     
  3. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner WE DA BEST!! VIP Gold

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    Post a pic so we can mock her and feel better about ourselves:cheer:
     
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    I found my second girlfriend (the one I lost my virginity to) on Facebook about a year and a half ago and couldn't believe how good she looks. Fucking girl is gorgeous and the sweetest thing.
     
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    My high school class has a reunion group on Facebook. Everyone looks terrible. I lol'd
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I refuse to join Facebook. I don't want to be found.
     
  8. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    Ted: Well, listen I’ve been thinking about what you said and I still want to look her up.
    Pat: Who? Roller pig? Are you nuts?
    Ted: I thought you said she was a, a real spark plug.
    Pat: No, no I said butt plug. She’s heinous.