Facebook weirdos

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  1. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Do you have someone on your facebook that posts retarded shit on a consistent basis? I have a few. I used to make excuses for why I keep these people as friends, but I have now come to terms with the truth: the only reason I have a Facebook anymore is because I get a kick out of the weirdos on my page. Whether it be family, friends of the family, or old high school acquaintances, the level of stupidity is cringeworthy but always good for a laugh. Here is a thread to share some douche chills with you guys. feel free to comment or contribute some of your own facebook weirdos.

    this is a guy who is still living with his ex wife and constantly airing their dirty laundry. he is the LeBron James of facebook weirdos

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    here is the comments from that post :jj: his response is the bottom one
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    here is another post by LeBron
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    now here is a different guy who writes reeaally scary shit. im trying to figure out what this post means... he is either a serial killer or child molester :dontknow:

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    this is the most beta post I ever seen... there is no chance any woman on his facebook is going to fuck him after this :jj:
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    dont bully my breed... I can't stand pitbull owners who rub it in your face constantly

    and I thought this one was pretty funny.. this guy was engaged and his fiancee lost 100 lbs and started cheating
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    then I get people with religious nonsense...

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    here is a woman and her daughter (first response) who are constantly posting anti democrat shit... the husband has money and his own business so they are pretty snobby. meanwhile they are both unemployed and retarded.

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    anyways... hope u enjoyed some of the craziness going on on my page :jj:
     
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    Lester Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I have a friend from when i was in high school that post quotes from her 4 year old daughter. It's non stop. I told her she needs a job, and she unfriended me.
     
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  3. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    :jj: quotes?? haha wow... I have tons of "proud mommies" on my page, too. nothing recently that was really funny though
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    I just deleted a couple of narcissist because all they ever posted were fucking selfies. By Beth & Howard.
     
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    "like if you agree"
    "share if you agree"

    What a bunch of morons. :jj:
     
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  7. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    the LeBron of Facebook is ALWAYS posting selfies... he recently started losing some weight and he hashtags all his photos #fat2fit :jj:

    he'll go for a walk.... post how many miles, a pic of his self, and a weird quote... like "lets see if determination and power can overcome pain" lmao
     
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    What's facebook?
     
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  9. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    I just had a girl post her dead baby she miscarried. No joke.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    "My ex is a nasty MAN" "I refuse to clean HER mess" What The Fuck!
     
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    My cousin's friend went through a bad divorce & is now having a mid-life crisis.
    She is TRYING to be a cougar. getting her hair done, and going out all the time. But she looks more like an elephant than a cougar.
    The funny thing is - she won a lot of alimony from ex & doesn't work. Instead of using the money for her kids, she is out galavanting all the time.
    She drove me so crazy that I had to block her from my feed.
    I want to delete her, but I am trying to spare my cousin from dealing with her mental breakdown if i were to do that.
     
  12. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    she looks like a man... no joke.

    here is another one from lebron

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    :lol:
     
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    Most of my friends are Jesus freaks and they always post sht like "God loves and takes care of all children" then I write How about the children in GAZA? or the millions that are born with Cancer? I get no response.
     
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    then I have the happy engaged couple that posts tons of shit - always checking in together & how lovey dovey they are.
    I can't wait for a year or two from now when they are getting divorced.
     
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    I've noticed women really really like to tell people all about their miscarriages for some reason. It's spans generations too. I have no idea because I'm a man but I think if something so horrible like that happened to me I really wouldn't go around telling people unless absolutely necessary.
     
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    Pics??? :chair:
     
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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Do you really want me to post it?
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    post it!!!!! :eek:
     
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    No? :dontknow:
     
  20. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    here is another one from the genius mother daughter combo

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