Fact: If you sneeze with your eyes open......

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    ....your eyeballs will pop out of your head! :ohnoes:

    Feel free to post any other human body facts in this thread. :hat:
     
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    Humans have about the same number of hair follicles as a chimpanzee has.
     
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    When drilling on teeth of heavy smokers, the "dust" smells like an old ashtray.
     
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    A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated.
     
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    ew. is that true? shit, i really hope i go in my sleep.
     
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    The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!
     
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    The knee bone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my... wrist watch...
     
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    ewwwwwww
     
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    Not sure. Got it off a health website. You would figure it wouldn't be instantaneous, but 15-20 does seem like a long time. Let's see them test that one on MythBusters.
     
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    Humans are the only species to name their daughters after strippers.
     
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    It is impossible to burp and hiccup at the same time. :belch:
     
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    A pimple on your butt can lead to your balls & penis being rearranged.
     
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    I heard somewhere that you'll throw up if you burp too hard.
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Yeah, I think you would Spazz out if you did that. :hump:
     
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    It's impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze. :rolleye2:
     
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    All orientals are born 2nd degree black belts.