Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Mar 27, 2012.
Whites dont work at KFC
Blacks dont work at Chic Fil A
You live in a fantasy world.
I know a KFC that hires old white people. I don't go there, because I don't like the old white people, and I don't eat blaek food too often.
I don't eat chicken
The colonel would turn over in his grave if he saw how shitty his chicken has become.
chickens eat their own shit
When I was a kid, I had a pet chicken. Thing was awesome. I bought 2 chicks at the swap meet, and was able to grow one of them up.
The chicken could pretty much shit all day long, it was crazy how much it shit. My folks got tired of it, and put it in the car, and dumped him somewhere.
I miss that Chicken, he was great. I called him Dizzy.
Shiv hates black people.
an indian guy breads the chicken at my local KFC
I had a chicken named Jingles. Jingles was a dyed green Easter chick who grew up to be a dumb white rooster who crowed a lot. My parents gave him away to the egg man.
there was a white girl behind the counter at the Owen Sound KFC the other week.
no chicken jelly faggit
Yeah, Dizzy used to crow too. That wasn't cool.
Great pets, except for the shitting and crowing.
Fucking thing used to come running to me when I called him.
most of the people at the local KFC are portuguese
50,000 people here and there is only 1 black dude in town and he works for UPS.
German shepherd next door would chase that fuckin chicken all over the yard. He would perch on our Jungle Gym and crow at that dog. Created such a racket my parents got rid of him. Sucked.