Why they thought these would catch on, is beyond me. A DOG WRANGLER. ILLUMINATED TIRES: Synthetic tires with light bulbs in the rims. CIGARETTE PACK HOLDER/SMOKER. UFO CAMERA: Air Force issued so citizens would stop with the false report sightings. Dual lenses to identify sources of strange lights. PORTABLE RECORD PLAYER. CIGARETTE UMBRELLA. For those rainy days. PHONE ROBOT: Doesn't play a message or take a message. Just picks up the phone. Because using your real hand to shade yourself, makes you look like a loser. Great. So there's a real fire and I have to burn to death until an fireman unlocks my well done, crispy hand.