Failed inventions in history

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Why they thought these would catch on, is beyond me. :snicker:


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    A DOG WRANGLER.


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    ILLUMINATED TIRES:
    Synthetic tires with light bulbs in the rims.


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    CIGARETTE PACK HOLDER/SMOKER.


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    UFO CAMERA:
    Air Force issued so citizens would stop with the false report sightings. Dual lenses to identify sources of strange lights.


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    PORTABLE RECORD PLAYER.


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    CIGARETTE UMBRELLA.
    For those rainy days.


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    PHONE ROBOT: Doesn't play a message or take a message. Just picks up the phone. :wtf:


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    Because using your real hand to shade yourself, makes you look like a loser.


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    Great. So there's a real fire and I have to burn to death until an fireman unlocks my well done, crispy hand.:rolleye:
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    illuminated tires are cool
     
  3. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Shady hand is great
     
  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    METAL DETECTING SANDALS:
    Just when you thought you couldn't get any cooler at the beach.


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    THE CORKSCREW TANK: Could move over ice but then they realized it moved over NOTHING else. :thumbup2:
     
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    I guarantee there are thousands of Asian youths in the San Gabriel valley who would put those illuminated tires on their shitbox rice-mobiles. I could make a fortune with those goddamned things.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    The M29 "Davy Crockett" Portable nuke.

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    Radium suppositories

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  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Probably right, John. :snicker:
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Less stupid than this:
    [video=youtube;Xoh8TOaav2M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoh8TOaav2M[/video]

    "...spin a nigga rims an shit..."
     
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    Giftscriptions
     
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    Bling Bones

    Beth's " European Modeling Career"
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Hilarious Failures in the History of American Revolutions

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    Reminds me of:

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    "I was just thinking the same thing!" Robin Quivers
     
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    Wow! The guy can't figure out that all he has to do is turn his cap around!
     
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