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  1. Nikki

    Nikki growing a tail

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    Ok, I had a little tumor down south. 5cm by 2cm. Had it surgically removed, spent 3 days in the hospital a couple weeks ago.

    1 week check up, things look great down there. It has to heal from the inside out.

    I go see the Dr. on Wed next week, but it's still an open wound. It's not infected, but just slooooow to heal.

    I did look at it with a mirror. It's like a scraped knee, but well - down south. It's starting to gross me out.
     
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    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Any....blood?
     
  3. Nikki

    Nikki growing a tail

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    Not much. It has to be packed about 4 times a day. The packing is very tiny and absorbent, but it falls out. Sometimes at awkward times.

    To literally add injury to insult, I fell on my tailbone. It's bruised and still hurts. So X-ray and possible MRI Wednesday. I can't catch a fucking break.
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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  5. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Pics???
     
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    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    You vant me to visit? I csn be zere in like, half an hour
     
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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Anal tumor?
     
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  8. Nikki

    Nikki growing a tail

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    No, it looks gross.
    Sure! I can't sit on my butt for long. Pain
    No, above and to the left of the vag.
     
  9. Pooh bear

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    :slap:
    Hi Drac!
     
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    It sucks now, but it'll heal up and you'll probably never notice where it was. It's not like a Jeff the drunk ass wound, is it?
     
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    I can't handle anything to do with blood...
    Good luck and speedy recovery @Nikki
     
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    Does it stink?
     
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    Oh and...:hug:
     
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    Nikki growing a tail

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    Eww, no, thankfully. If it comes back, they will have to put a catheter in the wound, blow it up like a tiny balloon, and leave it for a couple months stitched on either side.

    It isn't affecting anything but skin, but it's in an annoying place and uncomfortable. My SIL changes it 2x a day, but I have to go to the Dr. office because there is no one else close to me to change it. There is a tiny hole where the packing goes that I can't see.
     
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    :nono:
     
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  17. Nikki

    Nikki growing a tail

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    Nope. That's good news cause it means it's not infected.
     
  18. Nikki

    Nikki growing a tail

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    Normally I would have used the same smilie, but it's actually what the nurses check for daily. GROSS. :oops:
     
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    What is the cause of it? I'd like to avoid this at all cost!! :eek:
     
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