fake cans, love them or hate them?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    why do some guys flip their shit when it comes to fake tits?

    Does it really offend people that much when a girl goes from an A cup to a C..etc?

    As long as they not GGG on a 5ft 80lbs chick I say live and let motor boat..

    I am going to hang up and listen to your answer
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Its all the same when you blow your goo all over them..
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Exactly...yet some hate
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    i prefer real ones, i don't mind if they're small. :dontknow:
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    i'll take nikki's fake tits ANY DAY

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    LOVE boobies. Real, fake, big or small.

    Now Jayla, Deee, SomerSky, Dlist, Smical... whip em out!
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I am a tit connoisseur...love cute small boobs too....tits should never be hated on
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :hilarious:
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    As long as she's got a vagina, I don't care if the tits are fake or real. But I do have less respect for girls with breast implants, because they are mentally weak.
     
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    It all depends like anything else, but I feel as though 8/10 fake boobs are shit. Its very, very rare to see real nice ones. Usually they have either that horrible scar underneath, they look like rocks in a girls chest, or when they bend over they have that weird as fuck strained/stretched skin look at the chest.

    And if you feel them, they usually don't feel very good. However there are times where a girl gets an implant and she is suddenly a hard 9 with the boobs looking amazing. But its very rare.
     
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    Depends. If a woman doesn't go crazy in size and they look more natural and fit the woman's frame, I don't have a problem with them. Sometimes they can be just as good or better than the real thing. It is the women who stretch their skin so much to fit in the biggest size they can and/or they look comically big I have a problem. I think if a woman goes up a cup size or two, it isn't bad. When they move up to double letter sizes, they are awful.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I got news for you. .when I feel them all blood has left my brain at that point. ..
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    If they're attached to a woman willing to get naked in front of me, either is perfectly acceptable.
     
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    :spit:

    I'm cleaning the soda off of my computer screen.

    Gud vun.
     
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    I love the real ones.

    All sizes.

    I used to enjoy fake ones because I dated a women that had them, but after awhile with them being so hard it just stopped turning me on....especially the way that the implant made the unnatural ripples in the skin during side boob action.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    cleaned my screen already today
     
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    I was waiting for someone to say that :)
     
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    Definitions of surplus and excess: Surplus is what you can't fit in your mouth. Excess is the one on the other side.

    I dated a woman that had the smallest breasts I have ever seen on an adult woman. Hers were about the size of a 12 old girl. She is the only woman that I have seen that I would say needed enlargement, if she wanted them. She was a tiger in bed and I was lucky to have her. She told me once she did not know how to say no to her man.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Someone has to step up
     
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