Fake ID Stories

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    I got my first fake ID when I was 15. I had at least half a dozen until I turned 21. One time I was in line at a gas station to buy beer and my friend's mom came and got in line behind me. I went ahead and made the purchase using my ID. My friend wasn't allowed to hang out with me for awhile after that.

    Another time at a liquor store, some cops came in while I was in line. I went ahead and made the purchase with balls of steel.

    In the 12th grade, 3 friends and I went to a photography studio that sold really good fake ID's. $50 a pop. We then went to the strip club and had them all confiscated and were refused entry.

    On my friend's 21st birthday, I went with him to the DMV to get a new license. He then gave me his old license. We went to the casino with 1 other friend and I gave him my old fake ID. The guy with the fake and I were sitting together at a blackjack table. The 21 y.o. came up and stood behind us. The dealer asked to see my friend's ID. He showed it to her and she said, "That's not you, that's him!" while pointing at me. She asked to see my ID and I showed her. She said "And that's not you, that's him!" pointing to the guy behind me. We scooped up our IDs and quickly walked out.
     
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    I never cared enough to get one.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    In the 11th grade, with the same guy who's mom caught me buying beer and who's ID I got when he turned 21, we went to a strip club 5 nights in a row on spring break.
     
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    Around 11th grade, I was arrested for drinking in public in TN. I had a fake MS id in my wallet. The cop asked "You think you can come here from MS and make trouble and get away with it?" I told him it was a fake ID. He said "You don't still want it anymore do you?" I said no sir. He cut it up and threw it away and didn't charge me with it.
     
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    Never bothered.

    Had a friend who had a great weed and acid connection, plus a fake ID that worked at several liquor stores.

    I had another friend that had his own apartment when he was a Junior in High School.
     
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    Why didn't you tell him to ass rape you with his billyclub? He was buying your ID, and you tell him it was fake?

    I would have given you a wooden shampooing. :c
     
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    I was afraid he would run the name and find out it was fake. I was young and scared.
     
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    I can't party like I used to. I was sick today after a 12 pack last night.
     
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    Cool story, Canadian lawyer.
     
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    I bought one from an add in the national enquirer. Sent them a pic and like $10. My name was Fred Richoh.

    Worked about 50% of the time. Which is exactly equal to the percentage of people that don't give a fuck if you show them a fake id as long as you showed them something.
     
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    I never had a fake id.
    As a teen I always looked older than I was. And wearing glasses helped me look older too. I once stopped at a Rite Aid and bought some off-the-rack glasses on my way to this big bar crawl thing just to ensure I'd get served.

    I never had a problem.
     
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    Umm, wow.

    We're these booze sellers male perchance?
     
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    I did once wear my dad clothes and glasses to buy beer. Socks up to the knees, huge white shorts and a tight golf shirt that said Caterpillar on it. Plus a hat where the brim wasn't bent. But not in the way blacks do it but in the way a guy who has no clue wears it. Worked
     
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    I don't remember every instance. But some were.
    There were also lots of situations where I'd go with a group, most/all of whom were 21 or over and they'd order a pitcher and so many glasses and bring it to the table and the 'tenders just never checked everyone's IDs.
     
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    I had a hairy chest in high school and would go buy beer at the gas station in the summer with an open unbuttoned shirt to indicate that I was old enough.
     
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    In my four years of bartending I don't recall carding a chick once even though I'd card Jerry Jones.
     
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