Fake thread about shitty relationships

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by rahboni, Dec 17, 2014.

  1. rahboni

    rahboni Well-Known Member

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    She was awesome, then I learned...
     
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    so then i said... get off of my pops you are crushing my smokes
     
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    Can I tell you my favorite Mickey Dillon story real briefly?
     
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    rahboni Well-Known Member

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    ofc
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Are you a funeral director perchance?
     
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    rahboni Well-Known Member

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    I thought this was a different thread....
     
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    I am a rock
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Sometimes she would break my Xmen collectibles and scream about my not understanding how to take a picture of my plane ticket or knowing "what reps mean" despite my genius IQ and Mensa status.
     
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    Her idea of anal was not the same as mine.
    :nocheer:
     
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    Stag Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Her mother was my long lost mother who disappeared shortly after giving birth to me. It turned out our mother got amnesia when she fell victim to a version of a 1970s knock out game.
     
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    Blast away, thank you for the smiles....
     
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    Actually bringing a smile...
     
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    Get off my phone!!
     
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