Faking 2 Year Coma

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Oct 25, 2014.

  1. Nemo

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    That's one fat bitch. I love her look of concern while tending to her comatose lazy fat fuck man.
     
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    Wow. Quite the approach.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    It looks like they lay around all day in a coma.

    Get some exercise, fatties. The article says someone is missing a bunch of pounds, but I can see most of them in that photo.
     
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    Authorities should have tried to go to his house and tickle him.
     
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    They didn't have to get a fucking doctors note or letter to prove his medical condition?
     
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    The Brits are wimps I bet they won't give him extra time for lying to the court.
     
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    Plus who the fuck is in a coma at home? Are the Brits stupid, can you even keep a comatose person at home?
     
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    I thought this might be about Fred lately...
     
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    Has Fred been able to easily find ANYTHING that Howard has asked for during the revolution?
    :facepalm:
     
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    Who are you, Yaqi? "...to illicit the laughter of a child..."

     
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    The sound drops are almost completely gone. I think he's too busy with those incessant commercials.
     
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    ok, ok, I haven't really been in a coma-- but I am very blurry
     
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    priorities!

    most of the sounds drops are now deemed offensive and hurtful
     
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    And these assholes have kids. Great role-modeling, you thieving, lying pigs!
     
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    I bet George Costanza could have pulled it off.
     
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    He wasn't in a coma... he had a show on H101
    which is an honest mistake
     
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    He's just following Howard's lead...minimal effort.
     
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    Fred knows the show sucks now. I'm certain he'd say so if he could.