Falco's annual wellness exam = my annual stress test.

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  1. Dream Theater

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    :facepalm:

    Falco is not a very social guy by design, I have kept him almost exclusively as a companion pet and for home protection all his life.... so taking him anywhere is a nightmare. Tomorrow is his annual wellness exam. I have to pick up and bring a stool sample , tranquilize him, and muzzle him because he tried biting a vet once when he was 3 years old and they have it on record.

    Then at the vet I have to basically hold his collar and keep him in a head lock while they do the shots and all that other shit to him. I always come home sweaty and covered in dog hair after this ordeal.

    Damn dog is lucky I love him so much to put up with all that just to make sure he is well. I dread this day every year.

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    Gary, you probably get sweaty and covered in dog hair a lot when you fuck them...any tips????
     
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    I had one like that too......he was smaller though (about 40lbs.) but still a nightmare. Good luck!
     
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    Falcao is a bad ass [​IMG]
     
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    [video=youtube;_w4Xulsjo5I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4Xulsjo5I[/video]
     
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    Maybe you could fashion his hair into an impromptu toupee for yourself.
     
  7. Dream Theater

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    :nojj:
     
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    great story
     
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    Poor Falco. :(

    He sounds like he was traumatized at one time. I'm glad you love him so much.
     
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    Yeah, I doubt the one time a year visit to the Vet finds you covered in sweat and doghair. :rolleyes:

    Perv.
     
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    Sorry it wasn't a lame spin off thread. Dickhead.
     
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    For real Dave, and it usually takes me over half an hour to vacuum my truck out too. I can't keep up with his shedding. I gave him a bath and brushed him today but it's still gonna be bad. :(
     
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    Falco. Falco.

    :bigthink

    Where have I heard that before? :scratch:



    Oh yeah.
    [video=youtube;cVikZ8Oe_XA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA[/video]
     
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    Give him the hose tonight before you go to bed, get a little more hair off him.
     
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    well I NEVER
     
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